Please Take The Sword

This garment-dyed T-shirt pairs a soft, lived-in feel with a bold, whimsical design. On the front, a cloak-wrapped raccoon clasps an ornate sword, rendered with shadowed detail that reads like a midnight fable. The back carries the tongue-in-cheek line “PLEASE TAKE THE SWORD” in a rugged, vintage-inspired type that sparks smiles and conversations. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton and relaxed cut make it comfortable for long days of wandering markets, game nights, or cozying up by a streaming marathon. Available in white or black, the tee quickly becomes one of those go-to pieces that looks better with each wash and tells a little story every time it’s worn.

Would you please spread the ridiculousness of this furry raccoon, and get those worthy to take the sword.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) feel

- Garment-dyed after construction for lived-in color and texture

- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL (select partners)

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean